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Each week The Broke and the Bookish host this fantastic weekly feature that poses different bookish questions.

This weeks topic? Our Top Ten Favorite Quotes!

One of the harder topics I think. I’m not usually one for marking down my favorite passages, but now I’m thinking I should be. Some of these are hilarious and others are ones that have brought me to tears. I hope you enjoy!

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1. “A plate of Oreo cookies sat in front of him and he slowly brought one to his mouth and took a bite. I swear I heard the Oreo scream faintly as his teeth sank in.” (p. 174, The Fourth Stall by Chris Rylander ARC) – Hilarious. This is one of the most side splitting middle grade novels ever and this is by far my favorite scene.

2. The bird has gone off on some tune. Short, unsustained notes – more like questions than songs. The rustling of its feathers is like the sound of a hand cupped to an ear – that space between the hand and the ear, where the heartbeat echos.
Lift.
Drag.
Thrust.
Gravity.
The mechanics, Katherine reminds herself, of flight.
Yes, she has it right: Lift. Drag. Thrust. Gravity. It will be over soon.
(p. 38-39 Dangerous Neighbors by Beth Kephart, ARC) – Even with almost two years since first having read this gorgeous book I still tear up while reading this quote. It speaks to everything I love about Beth’s writing and the situation itself is more meaningful to me personally than I can really express.

3. From The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness (Because there are too many I love to narrow it down.):

  • Without a filter, a man is just chaos walking.
  • We are the choices we make.
  • The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don’t got nothing much to say.
    About anything.
    ‘Need a poo, Todd.’
    ‘Shutup, Manchee.’
    ‘Poo. Poo, Todd.’
    “I said shut it.

4. From A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness (Again, because there are too many good quotes to pick just one.):

  • There is not always a good guy. Nor is there always a bad one. Most people are somewhere in between.
  • You do not write your life with words, the monster said. You write it with actions. What you think is not important. It is only important what you do.
  • Stories are wild creatures, the monster said. When you let them loose, who knows what havoc they might wreak?

5. “Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.” (Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 6: Fables and Reflections)

6. “I checked with Liza to see how life as a mysterious woman was going. Not well. She’d gone on a date, didn’t tell anyone, and then when nobody called to see how it went, she was depressed. ‘Now I feel like nobody cares about me,’ she said. I welcomed her to my world.” (It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Me by Ariel Leve p. 64) – I love this book. It’s one of those that’s broken into little smaller stories that you can pick up whenever you need a good laugh. LOVED. It.

7. posterity, n.
I try not to think about us growing old together, mostly because I try not to think about us growing old at all. Both things – the years passing, the years together – are too enormous to contemplate. But one morning I gave in. You were asleep, and I imagined you getting older and older. Your hair graying, your skin folded and creased, your breath catching. And I found myself thinking: If this continues, if this goes on, then when I die, your memories of me will be my greatest accomplishment. Your memories will be my most lasting impression. (p. 161, The Lover’s Dictionary by David Levithan) – Gorgeous. Doesn’t it have you thinking about how people remember you? It does for me and the entire book is full of little moments like this.

8. “Ice cream! Get your cold ice cream for a hot day!” (Should I Share My Ice Cream? by Mo Willems) – We read this book daily. Seriously. One of the best parts is that now that we’ve read it so many times we now substitute the words “Ice Cream” for something else ridiculously hilarious like “grandmas” or “tvs”. We all can’t help but crack up through the entire book that way.

9. “It all began when Floyd’s kite became stuck in a tree. He tried pulling and swinging, but it wouldn’t come UNSTUCK…Floyd fetched a ladder. He was going to sort this out once and for all…and up he threw it. I’m sure you can guess what happened.” (Stuck by Oliver Jeffers) – A book about a boy who throws things into the tree to get his kite down instead of climbing up it and pulling it down. Genius.

10. “You shouldn’t bite your friends,” said Tilly. “It’s not nice.” … “Mmm,” said Doodle. “BITEY! BITEY!” (Doodle Bites by Polly Dunbar) – What’s better than an alligator going “Bitey! Bitey!”? It’s hilarious!

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Now, your turn! Do you have a favorite quote? I’d love to hear about it!

If you want more details just click on the title and you’ll be taken to my review or Goodreads.

Happy Children’s Book Week!

This wonderful week is the longest running literacy event in existence currently. Originating back in 1919 Children’s Book Week was developed because it’s originator, Franklin K. Matthiews, knew that reading and the ability to do so were life changing to those able to do it. Since that time the event has turned from a grassroots local event to something much much bigger. Each year hundreds of thousands of people celebrate the children’s books they love and honor their favorites from the past year.

In our home reading is a BIG deal, and that’s putting it lightly. So we’re obviously thrilled about this week. In celebration of the week we’ll be tuning in to see who wins the Children’s Choice Book Awards on May 7th and we wanted to continue the excitement by offering a giveaway highlighting this wonderful event!

Giveaway!

There are a number of finalists in the Children’s Choice Book Awards, but of course we have our favorites. One winner will be able to choose one book from our top five favorites (shown below) from the list of finalists!

This giveaway is open worldwide and you must fill out the form below to enter. Comments will not count as entries. Also, no purchase is necessary to enter. So, be sure to fill out the form below and good luck!

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Just in case you aren’t familiar with Shaun Tan, one of our favorites listed above, he was actually responsible for the poster for the 2008 Children’s Book Week in Australia! Here’s a trailer from the short film based on his Lost book(s):

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Because Your Mommy Loves You by Andrew Clements and Illustrated by R. W. Alley
Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company
Pages: 32
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Publishers Summary:
When a little boy and his mom go camping, mini-disasters abound, and there are lots of opportunities for Mom to step in and fix everything. But instead, with a loving touch, this mommy shows her child ways to do things for himself, going far to encourage her child’s independence. And there is still plenty of opportunity for snuggling under the stars.

This warm and humorous testament to all the loving things a supportive mom does each day is every bit as heartwarming as its predecessor and is sure to become a favorite for families everywhere.

Littlebug Reads Her Version: I like going camping. Mommy does not like camping. At. All. When mommy goes outside she starts sneezing and her nose gets big and red! Mommy does not like camping.

This is a silly book because I know mommies don’t like camping. My mommy doesn’t. But my mommy just said lots of other mommies do, just not her. At least my daddy likes camping, he said he’ll take my brother and me sometime. That would be super fun!

What’s best about this book is when the mommy says she loves the little boy. I like that the very bestest!

Mom’s Two Cents: Spending the day with mom can be a lot of fun, especially when you’re young and it’s outdoors. Through the pages of Because Your Mommy Loves You by Andrew Clements a young boy and his mommy spend the day shopping, prepping, hiking and eventually camping out under the stars. Along various points in their path the young boy discovers obstacles that seem to big for him to overcome, but following the example his mom sets he’s able to push through and enjoy a day of adventure and fun.

Yes, Littlebug is right, I’m not at all a fan of camping. Sorry! I have nothing against the outdoors except perhaps my inability to cope with the assault it makes on my sinuses. So, instead of torturing myself and those around me we spend time having adventures of all different sorts. Though we definitely still spend time running around outdoors, just in short spurts! That being said, the message found within the pages of Because Your Mommy Loves You by Andrew Clements can be applied to any type of adventure or experience you have with your kiddos.

As our children grow and learn one of the most difficult things to do as a parent is to stand back and potentially let them fall. Part of life is falling down and getting back up again. In none of the situations in Because Your Mommy Loves You did the little boy fall, but the theme of teaching children independence was clear. Perhaps I’m a bit too overprotective, but there were a few scenes in Because Your Mommy Loves You that had me secretly cringing. Allowing the boy to walk across a log over a running body of water and allowing him to run around a store searching for his mom seemed impossible to me. That being said, this is obviously a problem I’m trying to overcome because as I stated earlier, children need to learn independence and if you don’t teach them they’ll never learn. It’s been a great book to share with both Littlebug and Turkeybird for that very reason, because they do rely quite heavily on their dad and I. Teaching our children to be independent but also that they can depend on those who love them is one of the most important lessons they’ll learn.

Because Your Mommy Loves You by Andrew Clements is a story of love, independence and trust. This is not only a book that will be perfect for teaching young children about the reasons behind some of the things we ask them to do, but also a wonderful book for helping parents who may be a bit overprotective (like myself) to feel more at ease with their own fears. Little readers will love the adventure of camping and the opportunities it provides for learning more about the world the enjoy. Most importantly Because Your Mommy Loves You by Andrew Clements shows young readers that no matter their choices and the end results of those choices that there will always be someone to love and care for you.

The1stdaughter Recommends: Ages 3 to 7. A beautiful story of love, trust and independence. Perfect for children and their parents in teaching the importance of trying new things.

Find Because Your Mommy Loves You by Andrew Clements and Illustrated by R. W. Alley at the following spots:
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Giveaway!

Thanks to the wonderful folks at Houghton Mifflin Harcourt I have the opportunity to giveaway one copy each of Because Your Mommy Loves You and Because Your Daddy Loves You by Andrew Clements! Thank you so much!

This giveaway is open to US residents only and you must fill out the form below to enter. Comments will not count as entries. Also, no purchase is necessary to enter. So, be sure to fill out the form below and good luck!

Thank you so much to the publisher, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company, for providing a copy of this book for review and for the generous giveaway! Connect with them on Twitter and on Facebook!
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The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom by Christopher Healy
Published by Walden Pond Press
Pages: 419
Ages: Middle Grade
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Goodreads Summary:

Enter a world where everything, even our classic fairy tales, is not at all what it seems.

Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You’ve never head of them, have you? These are the princes who saved Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Snow White, and Rapunzel, respectively, and yet, thanks to those lousy bards who wrote the tales, you likely know them only as “Prince Charming.” But all of this is about to change…

Rejected by their princesses and cast out of their castles, Liam, Frederic, Duncan, and Guztav stumble upon an evil plot that could endanger each of their kingdoms. Now it’s up to them to triumph over their various shortcomings, take on trolls, bandits, dragons, witches, and other associated terrors to becom the heroes no one ever thought they could be.

This title is the first in a series about the adventures of Liam, Frederic, Duncan, and Gustav. The second title is due out in 2013.

What if the Princes and Princesses you knew and loved from fairytales of old were not what they’d been declared to be? Perhaps instead of being a quiet woman rescued from a home with unruly step-sisters Cinderella is actually a girl ready for adventure and danger. Maybe Snow White’s Prince Charming, Prince Duncan, is not as daring as we thought and would never imagine fighting a witch or rescuing her from a terrifying dragon. Four Princes Charming and their Princesses who have each been dubbed as such by a set of bards who drive the local news and subsequent gossip suddenly find themselves joined together in an effort to not only save the bards but the kingdoms they love as well. This is a fairytale unlike, and likely much better, than any other you’ve ever read!

Normally the average size of the middle grade novels I read and review are around no more than three hundred pages, which seems rather reasonable. So, when I first picked up The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom by Christopher Healy I thought that beyond loving the cover that it seemed rather hefty at over four hundred pages. After reading it in a matter of a day I’m now aware that my first impressions were absolutely wrong! The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom has been one of the best middle grade reads I’ve ever picked up. From the story to the gorgeous illustrations, this is a book that had me wanting to keep reading even after I finished and no doubt will be one that young readers will adore! Thankfully the sequel is in the works already as well as a movie based on the first book!

The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom by Christopher Healy has characters that steal the show and will have readers enthralled with the story. Each of the Princes are hilarious in their own way and though I’m not generally a fan of Princesses these ones are definitely more than tolerable. Without giving too much I’ll just say that Sleeping Beauty is certainly not the lovely Briar Rose of past fairytales, but in this case she’s much much more entertaining! The stars of the story though are definitely the Princes. From the not-so-daring Prince Duncan to the very charming leader Prince Liam to Prince Fredrick who believes he has no talent to my personal favorite Prince Gustav. There is a scene in the story that involves Prince Gustav’s hair that still has me in stitches just thinking about it and I’m dying to see the illustration representing it. This crew of very unlikely friends are certainly one of the most humorous group of characters to go up against a very evil and scary witch:

In the past few years I’ve read some outstanding middle grade novels from authors like Patrick Ness, Laurel Snyder and Barry Wolverton. All of these have been fantastic and still remain in my top favorites, but for overall story and especially humor The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom by Christopher Healy is the one I’d beg you to read immediately! Within the pages of The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom readers find characters that leave you in stitches and have you begging for more. This is a story about friendship, one in that ensures readers will never look at their favorite classic characters the same way and may even have young readers looking for what’s beyond the stereotypes in the people around them. Christopher Healy’s debut novel The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom is astounding! A favorite of mine as well as the Turkeybird’s, The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom is one we’ll be eagerly looking forward to as the sequel, movie and subsequent novels are released by Christopher Healy. Run out and read this to or share it with a kiddo in your life, you won’t regret it!

The1stdaughter Recommends: Ages 5 to 15. A marvelous twist on some of the most prominent characters in popular fairytales today. Readers will laugh hysterically and love reading about the adventures of these four Princes Charming and their Princesses.

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Artwork copyright © 2012 by Todd Harris.
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